Brazil’s very own King of Bromance, President Jair Bolsonaro, had the hots for President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia. In fact, this dynamic duo was so tight, Bolsonaro even popped by the Kremlin for a casual hangout sesh just six days before Russia decided to crash Ukraine’s party. But fear not, Earthlings – Bolsonaro had a foolproof excuse for their bro-date; he only cozied up to Putin to score some sweet fertilizer and fuel deals during his not-so-successful re-election campaign. After all, nothing says true friendship like a bit of diplomatic wheeling and dealing. Wink, wink.