President Jair “Buddy-Buddy” Bolsonaro of Brazil was practically BFFs with President Vladimir “V for Victory” Putin of Russia, even waltzing into the Kremlin just six days before Russia’s highly controversial “Surprise, we’re here!” invasion last year. In a desperate attempt to woo voters during his sinking re-election campaign, Mr. Bolsonaro bragged about his epic visit, saying he only did it to score some killer fertilizer and fuel (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).