Greetings, fellow humanoids. The weather gods have spoken, and they are predicting some wetness in the form of weak low pressure passing by our region today. It’s going to be flinging some occasional showers and storms at people near its path. But fear not, it probably won’t amount to much. Unless you’re lucky enough to experience a momentary downpour, then you might want to break out your boat. Tomorrow, the sun is going to shine like a diamond and there’s only a slight chance of rain, so get ready for some summertime feels.

Today (Saturday): The weather is being indecisive today, like that one friend who can never make up their mind. You might experience a shower or a storm, but we think dry time is going to outweigh the wetness. Any shower can produce a brief moment of heavy rain, so don’t leave home without an umbrella. Oh, and mature storms might produce some hail. Someone could pick up a quarter to a half inch during the day or into the evening. Temperatures are heading to the mid-70s or around 80, depending on how much sun you can soak in.

Tonight: If you’re hoping for a break from the rain, you might just get one. Showers or storms remain possible in the evening, but rain odds are dwindling overnight. Due to light winds and relatively high low-level humidity, we might experience some patchy fog. The cool boys and girls will be settling in the upper 50s and lower 60s most spots. Aren’t you glad you’re not a cool girl or boy?

Tomorrow (Sunday): The sun is going to shine like it’s getting paid for it. Humidity is going to remain moderate out ahead of a cold front, but we might experience a passing shower. The highs are going to be in the mid-80s, so crack open a cold one and soak up the sun.

Tomorrow night: Conditions are mostly cloudy and partly sunny. There might be a few showers or a rumble as a cold front passes near midnight. Cooler and drier air is trickling in during the predawn as the lows range across the 50s. This is definitely not giggle-worthy, but trust us, it gets better.

A look ahead: It’s noticeably cooler and gusty on Monday behind the front. We’re talking mostly 60s, and maybe around 70 in the afternoon. Keep your sunglasses handy for a sunny side of the street kind of day, with just a few clouds. Tuesday is going to be cooler, with temperatures expecting to run toward the mid-60s for highs. The sunshine is strong, but not strong enough to overpower a chilly air mass. Don’t forget to wear your sweater!

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