In a speech that was probably longer than most of our attention spans combined, Mr. DeSantis went table-hopping like he was at a fancy Italian restaurant. He asked all the important questions like “did you get it?” and “county chairman for where?”. If only we could all be so curious about our fellow humans.
But wait, there’s more! The governor also stopped by an airport diner. You know, because where else would a politician go for some good old-fashioned down-home charm?
Meanwhile, all the way in Nashville, Governor Chris Sununu was busy schmoozing at a private donor retreat. Because who doesn’t love a good retreat, especially when it involves rich donors? It’s like a normal getaway, but with lots more zeros involved.
But don’t forget, good ol’ Trump was also at the retreat, making his usual grandiose claims about being the only candidate who can win. Okay, buddy, we get it. But did you hear about his former hangman, er, vice president Mike Pence? Good times.
And in true Trump fashion, he declared that the “old Republican Party is gone, and it’s never coming back”, like he’s been to some mystical political cemetery and seen the ghost of Ronald Reagan. And he’s now the party of the working class. Because nothing screams working class like golfing at Mar-a-Lago and pretending you’re still president.

Serious News: nytimes