Ahoy, mateys! Let me tell you about a hidden area that ain’t so hidden anymore. Yo-ho-ho! This place had its very own botanical garden, where plants flourished like riches on a pirate ship. And guess what, this ain’t no fairy tale. It’s real, lads!

But alas, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in this paradise. The bloke in charge, Mr. Salaam, got himself in some trouble. He was convicted back in the olden times – 1990 to be exact – and had to spend nearly seven years in the slammer. Shiver me timbers!

Now, let me tell you about the real treasure of this place. When Mr. Salaam’s lady would tell him how to behave, he thought she was “bugging out.” I bet he wished he had listened to her now, aye? But that’s just the way the cookie crumbles, me hearties.

So, there you have it. A tale of a hidden botanical garden, a naughty fella called Mr. Salaam, and the importance of listening to your significant other. Until next time, mateys!

Serious News: nytimes