Well, well, well, folks. It’s that time again where we all gather around the biggest question of them all. No, not “what came first, the chicken or the egg?” We’re talking about Joe Biden’s capability of winning a second term. The question is, will his age hinder his campaign? If voters are turned off by the idea of a president who might celebrate his 86th birthday while in office, we could be seeing the Republicans take full control of the federal government in 2024. Yikes! And just when we thought we could finally catch up on some sleep.

Now, now, let’s not judge the Democrats for their priorities. We all know how important politics can be. So, let’s dive into the nitty-gritty. How can Biden solve this age issue? Will he start running marathons, eating tofu for breakfast, or carrying around a jar of vitamins wherever he goes? The possibilities are endless, folks.

But in all seriousness, Biden needs to address this concern if he wants a shot at another term. He can’t ignore it like a toddler hiding their veggies under the mashed potatoes. We need some answers, Uncle Joe!

Maybe he can go down the route of showing off his excellent memory skills. Play a game of Jeopardy or something. Show us how to win big, Joe! Or, he can start making puns left, right, and center. Who doesn’t love a good pun? They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

All jokes aside, we do want to see Biden’s campaign succeed. But, we also can’t ignore the elephant in the room. And no, we’re not talking about the Republicans – this time. It’s time to address the concerns and show the people that age is just a number. A really big number, but a number nonetheless.

In conclusion, Biden needs to face the music and address his age issue head-on. We need some reassurance, Joe! And if he needs some inspiration, he can always look to Betty White, who is 99 years old and still going strong. If she can do it, so can he!

Serious News: nytimes