Well, well, well, looks like the Sacramento Kings have really gotten under Draymond Green’s skin. I mean, the guy straight-up stomped on Domantas Sabonis’s chest. Talk about taking things too far! The Warriors lost that game, and Green was ejected. That’s not even the worst part – he got suspended for Game 3! And they call these guys professionals?

Anyway, Game 4 was a real nail-biter. The Kings gave the Warriors a run for their money! Steve Kerr was so nervous that he left Steph Curry in for almost the entire game. I mean, when was the last time Curry was pushed this hard in the first round? Talk about suspense!

You have to give it up to Kings fans though. They’re like those annoying flies that won’t go away. They’ve been so passionate and annoyingly loud, just like Sabonis, Malik Monk, and De’Aaron Fox. First, they took over Golden 1 Center and then tried to invade the Chase Center. But the Warriors weren’t having it! No clanging cowbells in OUR house!

Now, as we head back to Sacramento, you have to wonder – how long have these Kings fans been waiting for this moment? Sixteen seasons is how long it’s been since they were last in the playoffs, but it’s been 19 since they won a playoff series! That’s almost as long as the George Bush the Younger administration! Okay, I might be exaggerating a little bit, but you get what I mean.

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