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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Technology

MIT Brainiac Reveals: This Rare Super Skill Turns Forgetful Folks into Memory Machines – You’ll Be Amazed!

Cue the drumroll, folks! It's time to talk about the brain. Specifically, we’re getting...
Politics

UK’s Deputy Prime Minister Dominic Raab “Resigns-Raabulously” Amidst Bullying Probe Shenanigans

You might want to take a seat for this one because it's a doozy!...
Technology

DHS Task Force Dives Into A.I. Shenanigans to Save Homeland Security (and Possibly the World!)

Do you hear that? It's the sound of tech companies and policymakers frantically running...
Bussiness

Why Markets are Secretly Craving a Recession This Year (It’s Not What You Think!)

Well, well, well, listen up folks! The big boss, Nicholas Colas, has spoken and...
Bussiness

Bank of America or Citi? Analysts Predict which stock is Ready to Rocket 50% – Houston, We Have Lift Off!

Banking, it’s just like a rollercoaster ride! With Bank of America’s reported $7.5 billion...
Health

Liam Hendriks’ Cancer Bounce-Back is Amazing, But Wait Till You Hear What’s Next!

Well, let me tell you, folks. It looks like Liam Hendriks, pitcher extraordinaire for...
Sport

Bryce Young at No. 1? Short NFL QBs’ History Reveals It’s a Tall Order for Miniature Marvels

Who says short quarterbacks can't be successful in the NFL? Just because Troy Aikman,...
Opinions

Opinion | Foxy Settlement Prevents America from Falling into Perilous Pickle

Well, well, well, it seems like the officials in Nanking are about to unleash...
Opinions

Funny Opinion | LOL! Campus Speech is in Danger – It’s States, Not Students, Causing Chaos 😂🎓💬✋

Ahem, everyone, hold onto your hats (and your funny bones) because we’re about to...
Politics

Oops! Three injured as Russia accidentally drops a bomb on their own city

Oh hello there, my fellow readers who are looking for some juicy and hilarious...
World

Ukraine War Oopsie: Russia Pokes Fun at Itself by Bombing Belgorod, Its Very Own City

Hold on to your seats, folks! It looks like Ukrainian troops are about to...
Health

Relationship Guru Seeks Own Love Rx: Can the Couples Therapist Fix Their Own Romance Woes?

Let's talk about a topic that is near and dear to my heart: speaking...
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Politics

Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
Technology

Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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