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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Special counsel busts Trump milking “false election” cash cow

Prosecutors investigating the January 6th attack on the Capitol are probing the possibility that...
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Storm to give Gulf Coast a “floody good” time while showering them with much-needed love (and rain)

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Opinion | Let’s Bid Farewell to the Five-Day Quarantine and Give Covid a Speeding Ticket

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Musical Chairs: Now Every Country Wants a Piece of the School Massacre Pie

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Parents, Don’t Blame It On The Puberty: Maybe Your Kid’s Just Trans!

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Democrats Party Like It’s 1999, Boasting Two-Vote Senate Majority on 30% of Raging Vote-a-paloozas

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“Holy Unfair! Okla. Church Fails to Establish First Publicly Funded Religio-School in U.S.”

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In Tennessee, Musical Chairs Champion Scores Second Time as Black Democratic Lawmaker is Reappointed

Justin Pearson, a Black Democratic lawmaker from Tennessee who was expelled from the Tennessee...
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Elon Musk claims he’s couch-surfing at Twitter HQ, appoints his dog as the new CEO

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Split Court Leaves Guantanamo’s Legal Quagmire Swimming in Murky Waters

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a Yemeni man named...
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Warren Buffett’s response to March inflation data: Who needs profit when you can have statistics and wild guesses?

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Opinion | Luring Stubborn Addicts into Treatment: Candy or Jedi Mind Tricks?

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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