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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Ukraine’s New Crisis: Hitting a Wall as Brazil and Others Won’t Share Their War Toys

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After 25 Years, Northern Irish Waiting on Prosperity Like a Leprechaun with a Broken GPS

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Opinion | Tennessee State House: The Mothership is Calling Us Home

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Opinion | Lyndon Johnson and Martin Luther King Jr. were no BFFs!

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Opinion | The Sly Republican Masterminds Who Crafted This Chaos with the Precision of a Kindergarten Fingerpainting Session

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White House Announces New “Drug Threat”: Insomniac Animals United’s Secret Sedative

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How Solid (or Squishy) Is New York’s Case Against The Trumpster?

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Opinion | How Biden’s Foreign Policy Could Invite America to the Lonely Hearts Club

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Breaking: Bank Bigwigs Gather to Rate Their Smackdown on Russia and Love Letters to Ukraine

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Want a College Trigger Warning? At Cornell, You’re Outta Luck!

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As U.S. Plays Hard to Get, German Companies Swipe Right on China

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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