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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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“Breaking News: California and New York Outdone by Mystery State with Over $15/hour Minimum Wage – Find Out Which!”

Hey there, folks! Ready to hear about minimum wage hikes? No? Well too bad,...
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Today’s Homebuyers Have a Mortgage Rate Tipping Point, and It’s Crazier Than a Cat on Catnip

Let's be real, folks. We've been living in a pandemic-induced bubble where mortgage rates...
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Bye-bye to Broadway’s spooky ‘Phantom’: Final shows sell out, with some tickets costing an arm and a (disappearing) leg at $4,000

Brace yourself people, because our beloved (or hated, depending on your taste) musical "The...
Bussiness

These 5 charts will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices: The 2-year inflation rollercoaster ride!

Well folks, inflation may have cooled off a bit, but don't pop the champagne...
Technology

Nvidia’s A.I. chips now cost an arm, a leg, and your firstborn on eBay at over $40,000!

Hold onto your wallets, folks! Nvidia's got the most advanced graphics cards on the...
Bussiness

Stocks throwing the wildest midday party: Boeing, JPMorgan, UnitedHealth, Rivian, and more!

Well, well, well, looks like Citigroup is having a good day! The bank's stock...
Politics

The DeSantis Dilemma: When Pro-Trumpers and Anti-Trumpers Walk Into a Bar…

Alrighty folks, gather around for this news flash! A grand jury in Manhattan indicted...
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Opinion | Dodging Pandas and Bubble Tea: My Wild Adventures in China and Taiwan!

You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, sell your factories! China...
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Breaking: Brazil and China Suggest Adulting 101 – Communication for Ending War in Ukraine

Greetings, dear readers! Today we have a juicy article that will make you laugh...
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Opinion | This Philosopher Pleads with Liberals to Put on Their Power Suits and Get Real about Politics

Have you heard of “reclaiming liberalism?” No, it’s not a trendy new way to...
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NBA Playoffs 2023: Anonymous Gerbil, Mime, and Janitor Reveal First-Round Winners with a Ouija Board

The playoffs are here, folks! Get your popcorn ready and make sure you've got...
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Breaking: House of Air National Guardsman Declutters After Absent-minded F.B.I. Search and Surprise Arrest

Well, well, well. Looks like Brazil's president got their feathers ruffled and angrily canceled...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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