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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Opinion | John Roberts’ Delightful Disdain Finds Its Bullseye: Target Acquired!

Once upon a time (well, in 1787 to be exact), a bunch of smarty-pants...
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Opinion | Peter Singer: The Unbelievably Easy Hack to Rescue the Planet (and It’s Not Clickbait!)

Are you tired of hearing about climate change and feeling like there's nothing you...
Bussiness

Walmart Says Ta-Ta to Plus-Size Darling Eloquii, Marking its Third Digital Brand Farewell This Year

So apparently, Walmart has decided to ditch the whole "consumer brand" thing this year....
Environment

Biden Tells Federal Agencies: It’s Time to Hug the Environment, or Else!

Well folks, it looks like President Joe Biden is at it again. On Friday,...
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Ukraine War Bloopers: Western Buddies Gather in Germany, Russia Plays Dodgeball with its Own City (Live Updates!)

Kyiv is practically begging for a spot at the cool kids' table, AKA NATO....
Bussiness

Why Markets are Secretly Craving a Recession This Year (It’s Not What You Think!)

Well, well, well, listen up folks! The big boss, Nicholas Colas, has spoken and...
Sport

Bryce Young at No. 1? Short NFL QBs’ History Reveals It’s a Tall Order for Miniature Marvels

Who says short quarterbacks can't be successful in the NFL? Just because Troy Aikman,...
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Funny Opinion | LOL! Campus Speech is in Danger – It’s States, Not Students, Causing Chaos 😂🎓💬✋

Ahem, everyone, hold onto your hats (and your funny bones) because we’re about to...
World

Ukraine War Oopsie: Russia Pokes Fun at Itself by Bombing Belgorod, Its Very Own City

Hold on to your seats, folks! It looks like Ukrainian troops are about to...
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Opinion | Universities face “enrollmageddon” as students disappear, leaving academia scratching its mortarboard

Greetings folks, do you know what makes one-third of college graduates depressed? Their jobs...
Technology

Gravity just can’t resist NASA’s retired satellite – but don’t worry, it’s not falling for Earth too hard!

Are you ready for a space crash landing? No, we’re not talking about aliens...
Sport

D.C.-area forecast: It’s breezy with a chance of kite-flying today; time to break out the shorts as we sizzle into the 80s later this...

Let's talk about the weather, shall we? This week's forecast packs more punches than...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

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