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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Amazon HQ2 was conceived in a galaxy far far away (aka pre-pandemic). But we’re living in a hybrid universe now!

It was supposed to be an urban paradise, with bustling sidewalks full of happy...
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An eagle mistook a rock for an egg and now he’s stuck with a “rock-solid” reputation as an orphaned bird’s stepdad.

So, there was this old bald eagle, just sitting there in his aviary without...
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Miss Manners: A 19th-century artist’s credits offend me… now, where’s my time machine?

Listen up folks, because this art-loving feminist has a story to tell. I recently...
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SpaceX tells Starship: “Eh, you can launch later; take a nap for now!”

We've got some hot news for you folks! The temperature on Sunday evening was...
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Opinion | Internet Pandemic Ravages Youth, Cyber-Prepping Now a Must!

Well hello there, folks! Are you tired of reading about doom and gloom? Look...
Environment

Meet the EPA Sleuth Who’ll Now Be Protecting Squirrels: New US Park Police Chief Announced!

The Washington Parkway is getting a new top cop! And let's just say, she's...
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USPS hikes rates – snail mail now costs more peanuts!

Hold on to your hats, folks, because the Postal Service just raised the price...
Bussiness

Ex-Garbage Collector Now at Harvard Law Raises $70k: Says Dumping Trash Was Easier

Are you tired of people pretending you're invisible? Well, one man understands your pain....
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Twitter now lets paid subscribers publish their next novel 10,000 characters at a time

Twitter, the platform where people either love to express themselves or leave everyone asking,...
Technology

Nvidia’s A.I. chips now cost an arm, a leg, and your firstborn on eBay at over $40,000!

Hold onto your wallets, folks! Nvidia's got the most advanced graphics cards on the...
Politics

Musical Chairs: Now Every Country Wants a Piece of the School Massacre Pie

One youngster bided his time until his old man left the house before initiating...
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Lock-outs, mass emails, closed offices: It’s raining virtual pink slips now!

During an important meeting called "Organizational Update", Amazon employees experienced something more like a...

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

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