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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Opinion | Do Addicts Have Free Will or Are They Puppets to their Pleasures?

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Kawakami: The Warriors’ Haphazard Glory – Draymond Green & Bob Myers Spill the Beans on their Future!

Article rewritten in a humorous tone: Oh boy, the Warriors have been in a bit...
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Oops! Three injured as Russia accidentally drops a bomb on their own city

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Relationship Guru Seeks Own Love Rx: Can the Couples Therapist Fix Their Own Romance Woes?

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Legendary Lady Crooners Reveal the Sprightly Songstresses Who Tickle Their Fancy

Jesse Mockrin, the artist with the clever name, is taking on the famous subject...
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Morgan Stanley shares take a tumble as they report decluttering their funds and choosing the “minimalist” path.

Morgan Stanley has raked in some serious cash for the first quarter of the...
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Youngkin rakes in the dough, but Virginia’s Dems prove their piggy banks are chubbier

Get ready to laugh, folks, because the first-quarter campaign finance reports are in for...
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Draymond’s Dramatic Ejection Leaves Warriors Crying for their Mommies in Game 2 Loss to Kings

Draymond Green, the infamous basketball player who has had more drama than a Shakespearean...
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Schools Get Ready to Face the Music as Their Once-in-a-Lifetime Cash Turns into Fairy Dust

Budget cuts at schools are no laughing matter, but let's try to make this...
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Transgender Rights Bills Set World Record in Hurdles Race, Leaving Us All in Their Dust

The world is a crazy place, my friends. Transgender people are under attack like...
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Warner Bros. Discovery ditches “HBO Max” in favor of not putting all their streaming eggs in one basket.

Well folks, it looks like Warner Bros. Discovery has decided to rename its streaming...
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Hey there, fellow humans! So, here's the deal: the tech industry isn't doing so...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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