Well well well, it seems like the Republicans are on the hunt for a presidential candidate who can make a real generation-gap stir. Who knows how this aging issue will play out, but those crafty Republicans are going to milk the “Sleepy Joe” thing for all it’s worth.

But wait, there’s more! The other reason that Trump is the Republican’s preferred opponent is that he’s “damaged goods.” As Francis so eloquently put it, Trump is going to be even more damaged than before – especially with all those legal problems in tow. Sure, he might get some support in the primaries, but those pesky legal issues are going to weaken him in the general election.

Ah, what a conundrum! Some of these top-notch consultants are worried about the country’s growing partisan divide and the shrinking pool of swing voters and districts. It’s like they’re running out of people to manipulate and convince! Carville even thinks there are people in the US who have NEVER met someone from the opposing party. Can you believe it? The horror!