Hey there Miss Manners, I’ve got a problem only you can solve. I recently fulfilled my adult dream of owning an antique convertible (woohoo!). My wife and I are obsessed with antique cars and we take it out for a spin every chance we get. Now, I can’t resist looking out for fellow antique car drivers on the road and giving them a wave, honk or smile. But I’m worried people will think I’m just showing off my sweet ride. How can I acknowledge fellow antique car enthusiasts without seeming like a showoff?

Miss Manners says, stop overthinking it, buddy! You’re just looking for some companionship on the road. Who cares if some folks think you’re showing off? As long as you’re not causing any accidents, wave and honk to your heart’s content. Enjoy the ride!

Yo Miss Manners, I’ve got a question for you. Say a dude marries a woman whose kids are all grown up and married. Is he their new pops or just the mother’s husband?

Well, that all depends on how much the kids like him. If they love the guy, congrats, he’s their new dad! But if they don’t, he’s just the lucky dude who married their mom. Simple as that.

Hey Miss Manners, what should I do when guests start snoozing at my parties and meetings? One time, my friend fell asleep on my couch during our chat while I was cooking up a storm in the kitchen. I let her rest but she fell asleep AGAIN at the dinner table! Another time, a contractor fell asleep THREE TIMES while discussing a project at my kitchen table. What’s a host supposed to do in these situations?

Sounds like you’re the sandman incarnate, my friend. Miss Manners suggests you make sure your guests got home safely after their impromptu naps. It’s also kind to remind them to catch up on some Zzzs before their next visit. Maybe switch to decaf coffee, too?

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