Attention attention! It seems like educated voters these days are feeling the blue vibes and now identify themselves as Democrats. On the other hand, if you don’t have a college degree – especially if you’re a white American – chances are you’re supporting the Republican party. Yup, you heard it right! Others are catching up as well!
Surprise, surprise! The people of knowledge are getting some knowledge and choosing to vote for the party with a vibrant blue flag. But hold up! If you’re lacking that college degree, there’s still hope for you, my friend! Just stay on the right path and you’ll be drawn towards the Republican party. Special shoutout to my fellow white Americans – you guys are really feeling the red vibes!
Moving on to the stats, the numbers are absolutely cray-cray! The percentage of smarty-pants voters identifying as Democrats is shooting through the roof! But wait, it gets better! Those who are not graduates – especially the pale peeps – are hopping on the Republican bandwagon like there’s no tomorrow. Woohoo! Who knew your degree could play such a crucial role in politics?
Well, well, well, looks like graduation day wasn’t just about throwing your graduation hat in the air – it was also about choosing which political party to support. Smart people seem to have wised up and are flocking towards the Dems. Meanwhile, those who dodge a college degree – with the white folks as their mascot – are sprinting towards the Republicans. Hmm, I guess this means it’s time to pick your poison!
Let’s take a moment to soak in the irony here. Our so-called educated voters are choosing the Democratic party while the ones who didn’t get that degree – and we’re looking at you, bleach-white Americans – are choosing the other side of the fence. We can practically see the metal chain linked as they walk into that Republican booth to vote. How funny is that?
To sum it up, it’s official folks – higher education equals liberal thinking while lower education equals conservative thinking. If you’re a grad, you’re probably shedding tears of joy reading this article. But hey, if you’re still trying to calculate the square root of 144, chances are you’re already a die-hard Republican. Don’t worry, we won’t judge!
Serious News: nytimes
