Let’s talk about “nonscious affirmative action.” Why? Because it’s a fancy term that could potentially lower the number of black students at the University of Virginia. And who doesn’t love a good controversy?

As of now, black students make up a cool 7 percent of undergraduates at UVA. That’s not too shabby. But if this ruling goes through, that number could drop faster than a hot potato. And really, who wants to be the hot potato in this situation? Not me, that’s for sure.

Now, let’s get into the numbers. The largest demographic group on campus is white students, clocking in at a whopping 52 percent. Asian Americans aren’t too far behind at 18 percent, followed by the Hispanic American students at 7 percent. Hey, at least we can all agree that math is universal.

If the court’s ruling does come to pass, D.E.I. programs may have to step up their game to keep black and Hispanic students interested in UVA. We’re talking top-notch marketing strategies with catchy slogans and maybe even a mascot. Who says a gopher can’t be diverse?

But let’s not forget about Thomas Jefferson, the founder of UVA himself. He had a vision for an enlightened academic village, but that vision was built on the backs of enslaved laborers. Talk about a tough legacy to handle. It’s like trying to wear your grandma’s vintage sweater while also acknowledging the outdated and problematic notions woven into it.

Fortunately, James E. Ryan, the university’s president, is all about that diversity. He probably even has a bumper sticker that says “I brake for underrepresented groups.” And honestly, who wouldn’t want to be friends with that guy?

Serious News: nytimes