Hold on to your hats folks, because it looks like Uncle Joe is going for round two! That’s right, President Joe Biden has announced his plan to run for re-election in 2024. But don’t worry, he’s got a trusty sidekick in the form of Stacey Abrams, who will serve as his deputy. And let’s be honest, having a deputy is just cool – like Batman and Robin, only with way less spandex.

During his 2020 campaign, Joe Biden described himself as a “bridge” to the next generation. But after some careful consideration, he decided to stick around for a bit longer. Apparently, he’s not ready to hand over the torch just yet. Can you blame him though? The thought of Trump making a comeback must be enough to make him want to stay in charge forever.

In throwing his hat back in the ring, Joe Biden is asking the American people to trust him with the power of the commander in chief well into his nineties. Yep, you heard right – the man is already 80 years old, making him the oldest president in American history. And if he wins, he’ll be a whopping 86 by the end of a second term. That’s nearly nine years older than Ronald Reagan when he left the White House in 1989. It’s like he’s trying to break a record or something!

Now, we can’t leave out the fact that Donald Trump is also no spring chicken at the ripe old age of 76. But here’s the kicker – if he were restored to the Oval Office and finished his new term at 82, he would outlast every president by age other than Mr. Biden. It’s like a game of presidential limbo – how low can they go?

All jokes aside, this is a big decision for Joe Biden and the American people. The fate of the country rests in the hands of the voters once again. Let’s hope they make the right choice, and if not, we can all just go back to making memes and TikToks to cope with the pain.

Serious News: nytimes