Well, hello there! Today we’re talking about a certain someone who some people think could be a contender for the 2024 Republican nomination. Hold your horses now, it’s none other than Asa Hutchinson – a conservative governor from the South. Wait, but where are we living in? Oh, that’s right, we’re living in Trump’s G.O.P. Yikes! Looks like our buddy Hutchinson is a bit of a long shot over here.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I hear the words “little-known”, “low-key”, and “old-school Republican contender”, I start to picture a certain someone in a powdered wig and breeches. Oh no, wait, that’s the wrong century. Scratch that. Instead, picture a walking encyclopedia with decades of government experience. Impressive, right? Well, not if you ask us. Especially when he dares to say that Donald Trump is not fit to be President again. Excuse us, but who does he think he is?

So, here’s the deal. Our friend Hutchinson may be thinking of throwing his hat in the ring, but we’re not really taking him seriously. I mean, come on – who would? We’re in Trump’s G.O.P. world now, people. And in this world, there’s no room for anyone who isn’t willing to drink the Trump Kool-Aid. So, say what you will, Hutchinson, but you may want to rethink your strategy. Or just stick to your day job, bud.

In conclusion, we wish you all the best, Hutchinson. But let’s be real, you’re about as likely to win the 2024 Republican nomination as I am to sprout wings and fly to the moon. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a bit. But you get our point. So, keep dreaming big, my friend. Who knows, maybe you can pull a rabbit out of the hat. Or a powdered wig, if that’s your thing.

Serious News: nytimes