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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Amazon HQ2 was conceived in a galaxy far far away (aka pre-pandemic). But we’re living in a hybrid universe now!

It was supposed to be an urban paradise, with bustling sidewalks full of happy...
Sport

These NFL Draft Tea Leaves Might Just Reveal the Commanders’ Master Plan (or Not)

Football season is here and as always, the NFL draft process is shrouded in...
Bussiness

A contest egged kids to hunt wild kitties, but the claws came out!

Article rewritten in a humorous tone: So, it turns out that New Zealand has a...
Environment

“Skipping Parenthood to Save the Planet? Baby, You’re Not the Only One!” – The Washington Post

Once upon a time, the birth of a baby would make the whole world...
Bussiness

How do I resist the urge to become a “helicopter homework parent” for my 12-year-old?

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your 12-year-old son's homework? Does it feel like...
Entertainment

An eagle mistook a rock for an egg and now he’s stuck with a “rock-solid” reputation as an orphaned bird’s stepdad.

So, there was this old bald eagle, just sitting there in his aviary without...
Health

Feeling too sweaty for a workout? Just take a hot bath and call it a day!

Are you tired of feeling like a sweaty mess when the heat hits? Well,...
Bussiness

California has a shortage of homes, so what’s with the ghost town vibes?

Listen up folks, it's time to talk about how cars and RVs in sunny...
Politics

What McCarthy should do on the debt ceiling – The Washington Post Hilarious Headline: McCarthy’s Hilarious High-Wire Act: Balancing Humor & Debt on the Washington...

Alright folks, let's get serious for a second. The House Republicans have made it...
Bussiness

Why did the banks go bonkers? He’s our financial Sherlock!

Well folks, get ready for a good laugh because we have an article about...
Opinions

Opinion | Universities face “enrollmageddon” as students disappear, leaving academia scratching its mortarboard

Greetings folks, do you know what makes one-third of college graduates depressed? Their jobs...
Technology

Gravity just can’t resist NASA’s retired satellite – but don’t worry, it’s not falling for Earth too hard!

Are you ready for a space crash landing? No, we’re not talking about aliens...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
Technology

Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
Politics

Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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