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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Environment

Meet the EPA Sleuth Who’ll Now Be Protecting Squirrels: New US Park Police Chief Announced!

The Washington Parkway is getting a new top cop! And let's just say, she's...
Travel

D.C. forecast: Grab your parka, then your flip-flops—it’s a weather rollercoaster this week!

Greetings, dear readers! Are you ready for another weather update? Well, hold onto your...
Technology

Uncle Sam Outsmarts Electric Vehicle Buyers by Changing the “Charging” Policy!

Are you tired of being dependent on China for everything? Yeah, us too. That’s...
Politics

House GOP Hilariously Hosts Bragg Roast, Trump’s the Guest of Honor: Comedy Central Misses Out!

Republicans are at it again with their antics as they parade a series of...
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Transgender Rights Bills Set World Record in Hurdles Race, Leaving Us All in Their Dust

The world is a crazy place, my friends. Transgender people are under attack like...
Bussiness

USPS hikes rates – snail mail now costs more peanuts!

Hold on to your hats, folks, because the Postal Service just raised the price...
Technology

The Shockingly Surprising Epicenter of America’s Electric Boogaloo Battery Rebellion

Hey there folks, buckle up your seatbelts because this article is about the electrifying...
Politics

The Supreme Court Justice Who Auditioned for “Broke & Scandalous: Legal Edition” by Resigning in Disgrace Over His Finances

Associate Justice Abe Fortas bid adieu to the Supreme Court, leaving President Nixon with...
Technology

Who is FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried? A mysterious, modern marvel birthed by the 21st century – The Washington Post

So, have you heard about the collapsed cryptocurrency exchange FTX? Apparently, the founder, Bankman-Fried,...
Bussiness

This Earl Grey Tea Cake is Sofa-king Comfy and Drenched in Zest!

Attention office tea enthusiasts, do I have a treat for you! As the resident...
Entertainment

As Congress Roasted TikTok CEO, Discord App was Spilling All the Tea

Ah, the internet – where secrets go to die! Recently, classified documents made their...
Health

Inflation Can’t Tame the Beastly Booming Beauty Bonanza

Emily Dubrovsky, a graphic designer from Minnetonka, Minnesota, looked at herself on Zoom and...
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Politics

Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
Technology

Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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