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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Bulls Say It’s Not “Profit Apocalypse” Yet, Just Earnings Fumbles Before the Looming Recession

Do you ever wonder how much a recession can affect stocks? Well, hold on...
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JPMorgan swipes right on Chinese social media platform, predicting a potential 50% whirlwind romance

Opening up China's economy might mean big bucks for the country's gaming industry, and...
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These Stocks Annihilated It This Week, Including One Secret Underdog Expected to Hulk-Smash a 95% Surge!

Hey folks, gather round for some stock market news that'll tickle your funny bone!...
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Walmart’s Chief Merchandising Officer Leaps out of Shopping Cart Amid Challenging Sales Landscape

Breaking news: Walmart's chief merchandising officer, Charles Redfield, is bidding adieu to his near-veteran...
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Stocks throwing the wildest midday party: Boeing, JPMorgan, UnitedHealth, Rivian, and more!

Well, well, well, looks like Citigroup is having a good day! The bank's stock...
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3 Industries Staring into the Ravine of Layoffs—and 4 Chilling in a Hammock of Job Security

Well folks, it seems like a recession might be on the horizon and the...
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Breaking: French courts tell Macron “age is just a number,” greenlight pension hike amidst not-so-retired protests

Well, well, well. Looks like there's some drama in the French political arena. A...
Bussiness

Financial Advisor reveals: “Inflatable Defense Shields—The Ultimate Weapon Against Inflation!”

Prices are skyrocketing faster than a space shuttle, leaving many of us feeling like...
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Larry Fink says “Hold my crystal ball”: No big recession in sight for 2022, but inflation plans to overstay its welcome!

Get ready to laugh out loud as we take a look at the latest...
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Fort Lauderdale accidentally orders 25 inches of rain during ‘unprecedented’ storm sale

Well folks, it looks like Fort Lauderdale just couldn't handle the rain. The city...
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Burger King Crowns Itself Whopper Turnaround King in US Comeback Tour

Well well well, it looks like Burger King is about to release its quarterly...
Technology

Piper Sandler declares generative A.I. the next $100 billion tech fiesta, unveils stocks to ride the wave

Buckle up, folks, because according to a new report, the world of search advertising...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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