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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Opinion | Before Blowing Billions on So-Called Clean Fuel, Let’s Double-Check It Isn’t a Dirty Little Scam

Let me tell you about a little detail tucked away in Congress's ambitious climate...
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Opinion | Harlan Crow May Not Be a Nazi, but He’s Still Struggling with the Two-Step Verification at the Gates of Heaven

Harlan Crow, a billionaire who apparently collects memorabilia from fascist and communist regimes, has...
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MLB Umpire Rolls Eyes at New Rules: Ken Rosenthal Chats with Dan Bellino Over Drinks

Lock violations, batter timeouts, shift violations, disengagement counts, and more. These are just some...
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Peace Ages Later, Northern Ireland Schools Are Still Sorting Hat-less Hogwarts Houses

Once upon a time, in a backyard in Belfast, there stood a colossal fence...
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Opinion | This Philosopher Pleads with Liberals to Put on Their Power Suits and Get Real about Politics

Have you heard of “reclaiming liberalism?” No, it’s not a trendy new way to...
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Opinion | Dear Elon, You Twerked Twitter, Well Played!

Get this - Elon Musk bought Twitter, thinking he could make it better. But...
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Breaking: Suspected Leaker About to Face the Music in Beantown Court

Picture yourself reading an article about a Massachusetts man in the air force, who...
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Massive U.S. Banks Laugh All the Way to Themselves Amid Industry Chaos

Hey, everyone! You won't believe what happened on Friday - the banks absolutely crushed...
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In a Bizarre Twist, Montana G.O.P. Hopes to Outwit Senate Race with Rule-Bending Shenanigans

Are you ready to laugh your way through this article about a proposed bill?...
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In Fox-Dominion Saga, Will the Judge Outshine the Drama?

Okay folks, buckle up ‘cause we’ve got some news from the courtroom. Judge Davis...
Sport

NBA Playoffs 2023: Anonymous Gerbil, Mime, and Janitor Reveal First-Round Winners with a Ouija Board

The playoffs are here, folks! Get your popcorn ready and make sure you've got...
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Breaking: House of Air National Guardsman Declutters After Absent-minded F.B.I. Search and Surprise Arrest

Well, well, well. Looks like Brazil's president got their feathers ruffled and angrily canceled...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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