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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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The Unending Saga of COVID School Closures: When Learning Took a ‘Sick Day’ Forever

Ah, the debate about public schools. On one hand, we have the little income...
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Opinion | ‘Asa Hutchinson’s Campaign is as Lifeless as Disco’: Our Columnists Boogie Down with Their Thoughts

Well, hello there! Today we're talking about a certain someone who some people think...
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Opinion | Not Losing Sleep Over Nuclear Waste – Can Glow-in-the-Dark be a Trend?

Hey folks, I've got a hot topic to talk about today - radiation exposure...
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Championship Clubs’ Piggy Banks Shattered: The Hilarious Financial Fiasco of Broken Soccer Finances

The Championship, also known as the "wild, old league," is back at it again...
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Why Oh Why Did I Stop Asking Why? – An Hilarious Search for Answers in the SEO Minefield!

Did your knife chat leave you feeling dull? Was it worth risking the cutlery...
Bussiness

Chilly Wages & Frosty Prices: A Cool Winter’s Tale Before the Grand Fed Meeting

Hold on to your pants, folks! The government is about to drop some hot...
Technology

Exxon and Chevron Reveal Humble Brag Profits as Oil and Gas Prices Take a Chill Pill

"Money, money, money!" said Mike Wirth, the big kahuna of Chevron. Darren Woods, Exxon's...
Entertainment

Hollywood Hysteria: Will Writers’ Strike Bring Tumbleweeds to Tinseltown?

Night-show hosts and producers have been frantically dialing into group calls like it's a...
Opinions

Opinion | Private Equity Firms are Flipping America Like an Episode of Property Brothers – And We’re Letting Them Get Away With It

Private equity firms, those cunning little devils, have found themselves benefitting from a legal...
Opinions

Opinion | John Roberts’ Delightful Disdain Finds Its Bullseye: Target Acquired!

Once upon a time (well, in 1787 to be exact), a bunch of smarty-pants...
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The Sparkling Hopes and Crumbled Wishes of China’s Live Shopping Frenzy: A Tale of Virtual Retail Therapy Gone Wild

Oh boy, have you heard about the latest trend from China? No, it’s not...
Entertainment

BBC Chairman Quits: The Beeb’s Epic Implosion Continues, Who’s Bringing Popcorn?

Well folks, let’s talk about Mr. Sharp. The man’s in hot water because he’s...
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Politics

Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
Technology

Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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