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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Opinion | GOP Dislikes Dobbs’ Political Aftertaste, Chooses to Stir Up the Rules Instead

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Opinion | Oops! We Misjudged Prez Biden – Our Bad, America!

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Opinion | Do Addicts Have Free Will or Are They Puppets to their Pleasures?

After my parents posted bail for me, I knew exactly what I needed to...
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Opinion | Uh-Oh, We Helped Create the Messy Shenanigans in Sudan (A Bit)

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Opinion | Hilarious Progress: The Superpower of Fumbling in Style while Being Black & Proud

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Opinion | My Synagogue Was Attacked – But What Scares Me Most Will Leave You in Stitches

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Opinion | Gun Worship Threatens to Shoot Holes in the Case for Firearms

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Opinion | Peter Singer: The Unbelievably Easy Hack to Rescue the Planet (and It’s Not Clickbait!)

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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