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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Opinion | Why Aunt Flo went off-script post-Covid jab and nobody seemed to care

Have you heard the one about the coronavirus vaccine and heavy bleeding? No? Well,...
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Miss Manners: A 19th-century artist’s credits offend me… now, where’s my time machine?

Listen up folks, because this art-loving feminist has a story to tell. I recently...
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Carolyn Hax: What to do when your daughter-in-law’s tattoo makes you go, “Yikes!”

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Opinion | My Transplanted Heart and I are Planning Our Farewell Tour Soon

So, I am on my second heart transplant, no biggie. The first one was...
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Opinion | Saint Clarence Thomas: Patron Saint of Perfection

Jokes aside, the Supreme Court is a political playground for the big kids with...
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Opinion | We Have Two Crystal Balls for the Future, and Both Need Glasses

Hey there, fellow humans! So, have you ever noticed how we love to create...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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