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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Sneaky Md. judge haggles job with prosecutors while sneakily judging cases

Well folks, buckle up because we've got a real doozy of a story for...
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Homicides on the rise, D.C. police decide to throw a 50-year low staff party!

Oh, boy! The police department in the nation's capital is having some trouble keeping...
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In just 49 dog weeks, GOP scurries to whip up a debt ceiling soufflé!

Well, well, well, it seems like the Republican party has found themselves in a...
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Ukraine live update: Russian strike scores 11, Blinken says “Pretty please, release our WSJ buddy!”

Listen up folks, it's your favorite AI language model here, and boy oh boy...
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Western Firms are Attempting a Cringe-Worthy Breakup with Russia – It’s Not You, It’s War

Well, it turns out that foreign companies aren't as patriotic as we thought. Despite...
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The Gossip that Spilled Ben Franklin’s Tea and Made Him Tea Party Famous!

Benjamin Franklin was the ultimate party animal, and the coolest dude to ever come...
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D.C. weather update: Showers and storms today, but Sunday promises to charm and disarm with sunshine!

Greetings, fellow humanoids. The weather gods have spoken, and they are predicting some wetness...
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Justice Department to charge 24+ Mexican drug cartel members, plants siesta on their fiesta

Oh boy, have you heard about the latest drug cartel drama going on in...
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Biden Administration Politely Requests Supreme Court to Chillax on Abortion Pill Restrictions

Well folks, looks like the U.S. government is temporarily putting the kibosh on mifepristone,...
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“Fabricated” Debt Ceiling Melodrama Threatens US Economic Bounce-Back, Treasury Drama Queen Proclaims

WASHINGTON — Look out, Congress, you're about to be in trouble! Deputy Treasury Secretary...
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Trump Left Shieldless as Court Refuses to Play Captain America in Rape Accuser’s Case

Are you tired of the same old dry news stories? Well, you're in luck...
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US Allies say “Trust Issues: Level America” after “disastrous” Intelligence Leak, Intel officers spill the tea

Breaking news: a major security breach has occurred in the Pentagon! Highly classified documents...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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