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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Democrats’ Dilemma: When Numbers Just Don’t Add Up!

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House GOP can’t flush Biden’s new water rule – but the courts might be thirsty enough to try

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What McCarthy should do on the debt ceiling – The Washington Post Hilarious Headline: McCarthy’s Hilarious High-Wire Act: Balancing Humor & Debt on the Washington...

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