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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Bronny James, Hilariously Perfect Coach Recruits, and the Dramatic Blue-Blood Showdown of 2023-24 Coming Soon!

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Connor McDavid, NHL’s Jedi Master, has ‘freed his mind’: Will an Oilers Stanley Cup feel the force?

You know Connor McDavid, the captain of the Edmonton Oilers? That dude has been...
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Which NBA playoff teams should be freaking out after the first weekend party?

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The Guardians, Stacked with Touchy-Feely Hitters, are Craving a Dose of Josh Bell’s Super-Powered Thwack

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As Joey Meneses eagerly anticipates his first home run, his confidence swells like a balloon at a birthday party.

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Chase Young’s 5th-Year Option: To Exercise or Not to Exercise, That’s the Quandary

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Wisconsin and Chicago Play Catch with Late-Season Snowball Fight

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Harper: Time to Slam Dunk the NBA’s Charge Rule into Oblivion – It’s Stupider Than a Mascot With a Hangover

Basketball rules can be a bit silly. I mean, have you seen the charge...
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Boston Marathon Live Updates: A Horde of Fleet-Footed Fanatics, and a “Sole”mn Anniversary

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When will the Jets, Packers finally put Aaron Rodgers out of his misery? Key dates for this comedic drama

March 15, oh how we laughed. The infamous day when Aaron Rodgers stated his...
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Connor McDavid, the NHL’s Jedi Master, has ‘freed his mind’: Will an Oilers Stanley Cup be the chosen one?

Connor McDavid, the Edmonton Oilers' captain, has had a tremendous regular season, but it...
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Bronny James, Hilarious Coaching Hires, and the Attack of the Blue-Bloods in 2023-24

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