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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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DHS Task Force Dives Into A.I. Shenanigans to Save Homeland Security (and Possibly the World!)

Do you hear that? It's the sound of tech companies and policymakers frantically running...
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Breaking: SpaceX Starship Goes Kaboom, Serves Universe a Firework Spectacular!

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Hilarious Electric Vehicle Tax Credit Rules Spark “Chaos for Consumers” and SEO Fury

Hey folks, some news for you. The Electrified GV70 SUV model was being built...
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Meta Launches Hilarious Round of Layoffs, Techies in Stitches

Layoffs at Meta? More like Meta but not for long! According to an anonymous...
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Hump Day’s Wildest Analyst Yells: Netflix, Apple, Tesla, Amazon, Bowlero, Exxon & the Whole Shebang!

Are you bored of reading dry and boring finance articles? Well, buckle up because...
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Bill Nygren claims size matters in finance, gives Schwab a big high-five

Once upon a time, in the magical world of Wall Street, there were performing...
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Get in line for Facebook’s $725 million “Oops, Our Bad!” privacy kerfuffle payout!

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Tesla Gears Up to Shock Us All with First-Quarter Earnings After the Bell

Well folks, it's that time of year again – quarter earnings time! Get ready...
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Tickle that Tax Refund: How to Splurge Wisely and Break out the IRS Withholding Calculator

Greetings, dear readers! Are you tired of waiting for your refund windfall to magically...
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Amazon HQ2 was conceived in a galaxy far far away (aka pre-pandemic). But we’re living in a hybrid universe now!

It was supposed to be an urban paradise, with bustling sidewalks full of happy...
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Gravity just can’t resist NASA’s retired satellite – but don’t worry, it’s not falling for Earth too hard!

Are you ready for a space crash landing? No, we’re not talking about aliens...
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NSO discovers 3 fresh tricks to hack iPhones, all without breaking a sweat (or a click)

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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