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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

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Ukraine War Live: Pentagon’s 21-Year-Old Leaker Books Courtroom Debut; UK Says Ukraine Performs Withdrawal Dance in Bakhmut

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Germany Says “Auf Wiedersehen” to Atomic Energy, After Years of Nucle-arly Breaking Up

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Inflation chills out while Fed gets the heebie-jeebies over a ‘mild’ recession

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Elon Musk claims he’s couch-surfing at Twitter HQ, appoints his dog as the new CEO

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Warren Buffett’s response to March inflation data: Who needs profit when you can have statistics and wild guesses?

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