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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Opinion | The Tree of Life Synagogue Shooting Almost Turned My Family into the Fiddler on the Roof’s Nightmare, but Jewish Tradition Says “Oy...

Well, well, well, it seems like the Jewish community is in a bit of...
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Opinion | Yikes! The Scary Racial Gap in US Road Fatalities is No Joke – Buckle Up for This One!

Pedestrian deaths are on the rise in the US, and it's no laughing matter....
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Opinion | Russians Eagerly Queuing Up for My Hilarious Guide on Dictatorships’ Downfalls

Once upon a time, we could have a chat about sensitive subjects without anyone...
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Opinion | GOP Dislikes Dobbs’ Political Aftertaste, Chooses to Stir Up the Rules Instead

Alright, folks, gather around for a little lesson on politics. There's this theory called...
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Opinion | Say “Forget-Me-Not”: Hong Kong’s Memory Is Vanishing Like a Magic Trick

Well, well, well, look at the modern news cycle go, moving at the speed...
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Opinion | Oops! We Misjudged Prez Biden – Our Bad, America!

Picture this - a room full of prestigious journalists, including the legendary Rachel Maddow...
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Opinion | Tracking Down a Pandemic’s Birth is Trickier Than a Game of Hide & Seek – But Preventing It Should Be Easier Than...

Howdy folks, it’s time to talk about pandemics. You know, those pesky things that...
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Opinion | Do Addicts Have Free Will or Are They Puppets to their Pleasures?

After my parents posted bail for me, I knew exactly what I needed to...
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Opinion | Unraveling the Hilarious Reality Behind a $12 Tee – Prepare to ROFL!

Ah, the sweet smell of cheap clothes. American consumers have been blessed with outrageously...
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Opinion | Uh-Oh, We Helped Create the Messy Shenanigans in Sudan (A Bit)

Alright everybody, gather around for a tale about Sudan. It seems that after decades...
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Opinion | Hilarious Progress: The Superpower of Fumbling in Style while Being Black & Proud

Okay folks, gather round and listen to my story. It’s the tragic tale of...
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Opinion | My Synagogue Was Attacked – But What Scares Me Most Will Leave You in Stitches

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down at our...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

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