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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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D.C.-area forecast: It’s breezy with a chance of kite-flying today; time to break out the shorts as we sizzle into the 80s later this...

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Draymond Green gets kicked out and Kings go 2-0 on Warriors: Is a time-out in his future?

Well, well, well, the Golden State Warriors are in a bit of a pickle...
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Breaking Mews: Ukraine Tattle-Tale Gets Slap on Wrist for Totally Bumming Out Putin’s Party!

Well, well, well, it looks like we've got ourselves a real life Kafka novel...
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Which NBA playoff teams should be freaking out after the first weekend party?

Hey there, sports fans! Are you ready for some roundball action? Well, buckle up...
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House GOP Hilariously Hosts Bragg Roast, Trump’s the Guest of Honor: Comedy Central Misses Out!

Republicans are at it again with their antics as they parade a series of...
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Ben & Jerry’s Scoopers Churn Up a Plan to Freeze Out Management with Company’s First Union

Ben & Jerry's workers in Burlington, Vermont are making headlines for their decision to...
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Khartoum Hospitals Take Up Dodgeball as Sudanese Skirmish Knocks Out 97 Civvies

Well, well, well...looks like there's trouble in paradise as fighting broke out in the...
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When will the Jets, Packers finally put Aaron Rodgers out of his misery? Key dates for this comedic drama

March 15, oh how we laughed. The infamous day when Aaron Rodgers stated his...
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Yellen hints US banks might spoil the party by playing party-pooper with lending, making Fed rate hikes feel left out!

Look, I know we're all a little concerned about the safety of our hard-earned...
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“Breaking News: California and New York Outdone by Mystery State with Over $15/hour Minimum Wage – Find Out Which!”

Hey there, folks! Ready to hear about minimum wage hikes? No? Well too bad,...
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Bye-bye to Broadway’s spooky ‘Phantom’: Final shows sell out, with some tickets costing an arm and a (disappearing) leg at $4,000

Brace yourself people, because our beloved (or hated, depending on your taste) musical "The...
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Walmart’s Chief Merchandising Officer Leaps out of Shopping Cart Amid Challenging Sales Landscape

Breaking news: Walmart's chief merchandising officer, Charles Redfield, is bidding adieu to his near-veteran...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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