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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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NBA Playoffs Shenanigans: Knicks Bring Back the ’90s, Injuries Crash the Party, Hawks & Nuggets Breakdance to Victory!

Hey there you younguns, plop down on your beanbag chairs and take a break...
Travel

Hilarious Widow Claims Boozy Send-Off for Late Husband on Cruise – Chills in Drinks Cooler

Alright folks, hold on to your hats because we’ve got quite a story for...
Opinions

Opinion | Biden Better Address Age Worries, or He’ll Need a Stairlift in the White House!

Listen up, folks! Only 47 percent of Democrats are down with Joe Biden running...
Bussiness

Club Gathering Rewind: Stocks Tiptoe Downward, Halliburton and Humana Walk the Plank

Are you ready to hear some entertaining news about the stock market? Of course...
Bussiness

Treasury Cooks Up Psychic Powers to Sniff Out Risks after SVB & Signature Bank Oopsies

Oh boy, let's dive into these released remarks and see what our gal Yellen...
Bussiness

Walmart Says Ta-Ta to Plus-Size Darling Eloquii, Marking its Third Digital Brand Farewell This Year

So apparently, Walmart has decided to ditch the whole "consumer brand" thing this year....
Bussiness

Brace Yourselves, The Recession is Coming – And Stocks Aren’t Laughing, Warns Strategist

Brace yourselves, fellow earthlings, for we may be in for a bumpy ride. Word...
Bussiness

Choo-Choo! Stocks Midday Rollercoaster: All Aboard with CSX, Pool, Procter & Gamble & More!

Well, well, well, looks like someone's on a roll! CSX reported earnings of 48...
Technology

Eli Lilly Leaps into Stratospheric Highs with Alzheimer’s Scoop – Investors’ Minds Blown!

Hey, did you hear about the new Alzheimer's drugs that target the protein amyloid?...
Technology

ChatGPT Won’t Replace Humans Yet, Claims Infosys Founder – Humans Breathe Sigh of Relief

Well well well, Narayana Murthy, founder of Infosys, has spoken out about the latest...
Health

A.I. Becomes Medics’ Paperwork Hero, Generating Buzz & Chuckles in the Stethoscope Squad

Welcome to the HIMSS conference where workers, executives and engineers gather to talk about...
Bussiness

They Laughed at Her Business Idea, Now She’s Petaling to Success with a Blossoming Beauty Empire

of things may be daunting, but Woodall seems confident in her decision. "I mean,...
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Politics

Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
Technology

Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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