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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Environment

Biden Tells Federal Agencies: It’s Time to Hug the Environment, or Else!

Well folks, it looks like President Joe Biden is at it again. On Friday,...
Bussiness

Warren Buffett Fears Nukes and Pandemics, But Berkshire Hathaway’s Future? Piece of Cake!

Warren Buffett, the man who needs no introduction, recently spilled the beans on how...
Bussiness

Secure Your Cash & Legacy with these Genius Tips from an Advisor – Not a Scam, Promise!

Alright, settle down folks! Listen up because Lazetta Rainey Braxton, the nased certified financial...
Bussiness

Lyft’s New CEO Kicks Off Reign by “Lyfting” 1,200 Employees Off the Payroll

Well folks, it looks like Lyft is cleaning house! One week into newbie CEO...
Bussiness

This 28-year-old Laughed in the Face of Job-Hopping Warnings, Hopped her Way to a Whopping $186K Salary in 5 Years

First off, we have Cinneah El-Amin, or as she puts it, a former corporate...
Health

Insulin Price Tag: Eli Lilly, Novo Nordisk and Sanofi CEOs Prepare for Comedy Roast in the Senate

Ah, yes. Another day, another discussion about how the healthcare system is failing us....
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Breaking the Bank? No More! Senators Say $35 is the Sweet Spot for Insulin Caps

Well, well, well...look who's finally getting a move on! Senators Jeanne Shaheen, D-N.H., and...
Bussiness

Regional Banks Hug it Out: Money Market Inflows Rejoice!

Are you tired of those boring bank accounts that just sit there, barely earning...
World

Sudan’s RSF Gifts Ceasefire for Eid: Fireworks Replaced by Gunfire, Say Locals!

What's the latest on the Sudanese ceasefire, you ask? Well, it looks like it...
Technology

Ready to ride the A.I. wave? Witty tech fund guru spills the tea on 4 must-have stocks!

Hey pardners, listen up! Artificial intelligence ain't all robots and lasers. It's also about...
Politics

Ukraine War Bloopers: Western Buddies Gather in Germany, Russia Plays Dodgeball with its Own City (Live Updates!)

Kyiv is practically begging for a spot at the cool kids' table, AKA NATO....
Bussiness

These fragile mammoth stocks might face the wrath of activist predators, Goldman foresees

Listen up y'all, because Goldman Sachs has just released a statement that's sure to...
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Politics

Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
Technology

Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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