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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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They Witnessed the Gruesome Aftermath of a Mass Shooting – But Can We Turn It Into Hilarious Clickbait?

Meet Sam, the FBI's resident bomb expert in New Haven. He responded to the...
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Dillon Brooks Tries Stand-Up Comedy: Labels LeBron James ‘Vintage’ After Grizzlies’ Game 2 Win, Celebrates Bear-Poking Habit

You know what they say, “age is just a number”, but apparently, Memphis Grizzlies’...
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House G.O.P Winks at Snatching Back Unspent Covid Cash for a Frugal Fiesta: The Fiscal Plan Chronicles

Gather 'round, folks, because it looks like the House Republicans are at it again!...
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Breaking: SpaceX Starship Goes Kaboom, Serves Universe a Firework Spectacular!

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Opinion | Laughing in the Face of Danger: The Most Audacious Attack on Americans’ Health So Far

Hey there folks, hold on to your hats as we dive into the latest...
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Opinion | Unleash Your Inner Genius: Study Hacks That Will Last Longer Than Your Smartphone’s Battery Life

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Can You Dunk in Your Opponent’s Sneakers on the NBA Court? Unwritten Rules Get a Hilarious Makeover!

Are you ready for some comedic relief in the world of basketball shoes? Well,...
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Opinion | Anorexia Epidemic: Are We Feeding Our Girls Too Much Salad or Not Enough Confidence?

Prepare yourself, folks, because we are about to dive into the riveting world of...
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Opinion | Unbelievaplast! Our Flesh is Turning into a Tupperware Party!

Plastic, the ultimate villain of the material world! Its origin can be traced back...
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Why is New York’s Budget Fashionably Late? A Comical Peek into the Delay!

Well, well, well. The ol’ budget negotiations are at it again. It’s almost like...
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Vikings’ Justin Jefferson: A Biometric Unicorn That Made Experts Say “Holy SEO, He’s Off the Charts!”

Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away, there was this...
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Buckley: Oh, the suspense! Bergeron’s gone and Bruins-Panthers are tied – what fresh chaos awaits?

Alright, folks, we’ve got ourselves a Boston Bummer! Things were looking great for the...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

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