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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

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