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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Climate Change Grounds Leonardo’s Ferry, Bureaucracy Adds Anchor: A Comedy of Warming & Red Tape

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Flood-Induced Home Wrecks Unleash Sneaky Expenses on Drenched Dwellers

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Biden Tells Federal Agencies: It’s Time to Hug the Environment, or Else!

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Biden Launches White House Office for Saving Trees and Hugging Polar Bears with Style

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Global Warming Gives World’s Chilliest Research Station a Warm Embrace

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“Skipping Parenthood to Save the Planet? Baby, You’re Not the Only One!” – The Washington Post

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The Yanomami Struggle with Malaria and Malnutrition: Nature’s Toughest Weight Loss Plan?

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EPA whispers sweet nothings in California’s ear, greenlights train emissions makeover

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Bizarre and Hilarious Ways to Give Your Creepy Old Portrait Paintings a Second Life

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Meet the EPA Sleuth Who’ll Now Be Protecting Squirrels: New US Park Police Chief Announced!

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Tax Season Extends Its Vacation, Thanks to Climate Change!

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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