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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Opinion | Harlem Campaign is Karmic Comedy Show as Trump Warms Up for Trial-mania

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Opinion | Adolf Eichmann Posed for a Glamour Shot, and Dad Was There to Capture the Moment

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Opinion | Speaker McCarthy Sweating like a Sinner in Church as the Heat Turns Up

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Opinion | A Tiny Peek at Each Other’s Diaries Never Hurt, Right?

Near-old National Guardsman gets access to Top Secret briefings. Wow, what an intelligence debacle!...
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Opinion | “The Grapevines of Gratitude”: How Millennials and Gen Z Carry the Torch of Holocaust Storytelling

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Opinion | Glimmers of Hope for Saving Campus Chatter from Suffering a Silent Treatment

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Opinion | If You Can Gag and Tie an A.I. Engineer, You’ll Never Believe What They Might Spill!

Let’s talk about the Artificial Intelligence Act, or as I like to call it,...
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Ask Amy: How do I spill the beans on why I can’t attend most family shindigs?

Ahoy there, concerned parent! I hear that you’ve been invited to a fancy-schmancy international...
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Will the Filibuster be “Aborted” by Abortion?

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Opinion | The Morals of Nine Supreme Beings Wielding Absolute (Judicial) Power in America

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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