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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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“Is Brazil’s Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva Giving America a Sassy Side-eye?” – The New York Times

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Russian-Ukraine War Comedy: 20,000 Russian Forces Caught Napping for 5 Months, U.S. Exclaims

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Fed to Make Next Rate Move Amidst Bank Jitters: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets An Interest Rate Hike

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Revamping the US Constitution? Let’s Begin with E.R.A. Shenanigans! – The New York Times

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