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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Inflation chills out while Fed gets the heebie-jeebies over a ‘mild’ recession

Inflation seems to be taking a chill pill, with rates dropping slightly to 5.3%...
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White House braces itself for a baby-brawl over the abortion tablet!

In a wild twist, reminiscent of a daytime soap opera, a Texas judge who...
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“Antiabortion Group Wants Texas to Keep Putting the Mis in Mifepristone Ruling”

In a hilarious turn of events, the U.S. government has seriously asked an appeals...
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Biden to Revamp U.S. Auto Industry with “Can’t Catch My Breath” Emissions, Choking Out Prior Records

Buckle up, folks! The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) just made a vroom-vroom announcement, setting...
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Americans Find Clarence Thomas’s Ethics as Dim as a Blackout in Antarctica

Oh boy, have you heard the latest gossip about ol' Clarence Thomas? Yes, indeed,...
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Xu Zhiyong Yells “Freedom in China” – Gets a “Prison Trip” Reward from the Government! – The Washington Post

Notorious scallywags and democracy enthusiasts, Mr. Xu Zhiyong and Ding Jiaxi, were brought to...
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D.C. Housing Director Cashes in $41,250 Bonus, Gets Grilled at Comedy Roast Council Hearing

Oh boy, time to talk about ye olde bonus kerfuffle between two high-level housing...
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Sheriff of Frederick County plays hooky after getting caught in naughty business

BALTIMORE - Chuck Jenkins, the hilarious sheriff from Frederick County, has declared a leave...
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Sen. Tim Scott Launches “Is Prez for Me?” Committee

Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina, a charismatic and well-liked Republican lawmaker, announced on...
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Kentucky Mayor Takes Aim at Gun Sale Law With His “Auctioning Off” Quip

A 5-style rifle, the type used for some friendly competition at Old National Bank...
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Opinion | Matthew Kacsmaryk tickles the funny bone of the right-leaning judicial branch

Styled legal conservatives have been saying with a smirk that judges absolutely shouldn't make...
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Baltimore Bloke Booked for Bringing Down the House in Capitol Heights Shooting – Cops Confirm

A 40-year-old Baltimore man, Troy Medley, has been nabbed and slapped with a bunch...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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