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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Pale Suspect Apprehended in Kansas City’s Wild West Teen Shootout

In a shocking turn of events, an old White man has been charged with...
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Canada’s public broadcaster takes a Twitter time-out after being tagged ‘government-funded’

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Montgomery planning board investigation: ‘Not a whiff’ of workplace hostility

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US Microsoft: Iranians Hack With Enthusiasm — Like, Share, and Tag Us!

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Cheeky tot evades White House security, eyes political career

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Teleporting into Federal Offices: Remote Work Gets a Disapproving Glare from Washington Post

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A Nerd War Begins: Is the U.S. Playing “Proxy, Proxy, Who’s Got the Proxy?” with Russia?

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Sudan cease-fire apparently misses memo as shots happily continue; U.S. convoy and aid workers become surprise targets.

Well, folks, it's been quite the wacky day in Sudan. Despite both sides yapping...
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Russia Gives U.S. Journalist Gershkovich’s Appeal of Espionage Arrest the Kalashnikov Kiss Off

Picture this: a group of Ukrainians huddled together in a bomb shelter, trying to...
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McConnell swipes left on Democrats’ flirtation with Feinstein’s Judiciary Committee seat

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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