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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Hillsborough – the 97 remembered: A Hilarious Athletic Extravaganza!

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The future of MLB TV blackouts: Could an all-30 team streaming service be a real home run?

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MLB Umpire Rolls Eyes at New Rules: Ken Rosenthal Chats with Dan Bellino Over Drinks

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NBA Playoffs 2023: Anonymous Gerbil, Mime, and Janitor Reveal First-Round Winners with a Ouija Board

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Super Bowl Hero QB Tackles College Football Gig – Do They Have a Death Wish or a Touchdown Strategy?

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U.S. Ditches IBA for World Boxing, Begins New Playground Squabble

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Phillies’ Bryce Harper Gears Up for First Base in 2023: A Peek Into the Team’s ‘All or Nothing, Hold My Beer’ Plan

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Rudy Gobert and the Timberwolves Play a Game of ‘Who’s Got the Bigger Issue?’

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Air Jordan 13 Sneakers Leap to a Whopping $2.2 Million, Leaving Bank Accounts Gasping for Air

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MacKenzie Gore Yanked Early as Nationals Leave Their Angelic Winning Streak on the Road Trip’s Dusty Trail

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Lakers, LeBron Squeak Past Gobert-Less Timberpups in Nail-biting Play-In Fiasco

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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