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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Meet the EPA Sleuth Who’ll Now Be Protecting Squirrels: New US Park Police Chief Announced!

The Washington Parkway is getting a new top cop! And let's just say, she's...

Opinion | The Grand ‘Diplomascope Earthquake’: A New Tectonic Shift in American Politics

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“Breaking News: California and New York Outdone by Mystery State with Over $15/hour Minimum Wage – Find Out Which!”

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What Shields Fox News in the Dominion Trial Also Defends Our Laughocracy – The New Quirk Times

Well, well, well. Dominion's got a bone to pick with Fox News, and it's...

MLB Umpire Rolls Eyes at New Rules: Ken Rosenthal Chats with Dan Bellino Over Drinks

Lock violations, batter timeouts, shift violations, disengagement counts, and more. These are just some...

Elon Musk claims he’s couch-surfing at Twitter HQ, appoints his dog as the new CEO

In a humble corner of Twitter's San Francisco HQ, the newly hailed CEO, Floki,...

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...

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Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...

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