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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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A contest egged kids to hunt wild kitties, but the claws came out!

Article rewritten in a humorous tone: So, it turns out that New Zealand has a...
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“Skipping Parenthood to Save the Planet? Baby, You’re Not the Only One!” – The Washington Post

Once upon a time, the birth of a baby would make the whole world...
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How do I resist the urge to become a “helicopter homework parent” for my 12-year-old?

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your 12-year-old son's homework? Does it feel like...
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California has a shortage of homes, so what’s with the ghost town vibes?

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What McCarthy should do on the debt ceiling – The Washington Post Hilarious Headline: McCarthy’s Hilarious High-Wire Act: Balancing Humor & Debt on the Washington...

Alright folks, let's get serious for a second. The House Republicans have made it...
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Why did the banks go bonkers? He’s our financial Sherlock!

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Mysterious Canisters Make D.C.’s Fort Totten Park the Ultimate Escape Room Experience

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Youngkin rakes in the dough, but Virginia’s Dems prove their piggy banks are chubbier

Get ready to laugh, folks, because the first-quarter campaign finance reports are in for...
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Trump Squad Gears Up for Epic Battle to Keep the Don on Ballots: Jan. 6th Edition

Boy oh boy, have we got a legal showdown coming in New York State...
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20-year-old woman’s GPS leads to the Pearly Gates after wrong driveway fiasco, police report

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The Yanomami Struggle with Malaria and Malnutrition: Nature’s Toughest Weight Loss Plan?

Why So Serious? Yanomami People in the Amazon Suffering Crisis Listen, folks, we got a...
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D.C.-area forecast: It’s breezy with a chance of kite-flying today; time to break out the shorts as we sizzle into the 80s later this...

Let's talk about the weather, shall we? This week's forecast packs more punches than...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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