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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Kremlin’s Comedy Hour: Russia-Ukraine War Chronicles Take the Internet by Storm!

Picture this: a journalist is arrested in Russia for reporting on the country. It’s...
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Russia-Ukraine War Gets Funnier Every Day: Hilarious Updates from the Frontline!

Well folks, it looks like the Russian government has been up to its old...
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Ukraine War Bloopers: Western Buddies Gather in Germany, Russia Plays Dodgeball with its Own City (Live Updates!)

Kyiv is practically begging for a spot at the cool kids' table, AKA NATO....
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Ukraine War Oopsie: Russia Pokes Fun at Itself by Bombing Belgorod, Its Very Own City

Hold on to your seats, folks! It looks like Ukrainian troops are about to...
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Ukraine-Russia War: Laughs and Delights with News and Live Updates – Get Your Front-Row Seat Now!

Meet the near-old accountant from the Kherson region who went on a wild and...
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Hilarious Global Tug of War Unfolds as Sudan Struggles with Violent Diaper Rash

Are you ready for some drama? Well, buckle up because things are heating up...
Politics

A Nerd War Begins: Is the U.S. Playing “Proxy, Proxy, Who’s Got the Proxy?” with Russia?

Putin recently accused the West of using Ukraine as a “testing range” for their...
World

Last year’s “Most Lethal War” award goes to… Not Ukraine!

So, have you heard about Sudan? It’s the land of big ambitions and even...
Politics

Western Firms are Attempting a Cringe-Worthy Breakup with Russia – It’s Not You, It’s War

Well, it turns out that foreign companies aren't as patriotic as we thought. Despite...
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Ukraine War Takes a Polarizing Turn: Bears Hate it Too

Well folks, we’ve got some not-so-fun news for you. The nilled sandpiper, a bird...
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Ukraine War Live: Pentagon’s 21-Year-Old Leaker Books Courtroom Debut; UK Says Ukraine Performs Withdrawal Dance in Bakhmut

Picture this - a bunch of Ukrainian soldiers playing dodgeball in the middle of...
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Breaking: Brazil and China Suggest Adulting 101 – Communication for Ending War in Ukraine

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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

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