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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Chinese Ambassador’s Cheeky Remarks About Ex-Soviet States Spark Outrage – They Aren’t Having a Laugh!

Do you know what China is struggling with these days? They're trying to court...
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The Ultimate Mastermind Plot to Transform Legions of Kiddos into Chess-Obsessed Maniacs

Ah, the joys of Tik Tok. One minute you're watching a video of a...
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10 Years After Sacramento Danced for the Kings, the Kings Shimmy Back to the Spotlight

Well, well, well, looks like the Sacramento Kings have really gotten under Draymond Green's...
Bussiness

Zooming into Work: The Missing Ingredient Young Workers Crave – The Power of Proximity

Ah, the beloved nollar jobs. Where all you need is a corner of your...
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Democrats Finally Swiped Right on Biden 2024: From ‘Meh’ to ‘Yes!’

Hey there, folks! It's election time again and you know what that means -...
Politics

How to Plug the Intelligence Leak Before It Floods the Internet – The New York Times

Hey, folks! So, we all remember that time when some leaky-leak leaked out some...
World

Tree of Laughter Trial Kicks Off: Get Ready For the Craziest Courtroom Showdown Ever!

Well, well, well, another day, another trial. In case you've been living under a...
Politics

China Points Finger at Liberal Columnist, Yells “Spy!” with a Wink and a Smile

So, there was this editor named Dong Yuyu, who wrote for a Chinese Communist...
Opinions

Opinion | Uh-Oh, We Helped Create the Messy Shenanigans in Sudan (A Bit)

Alright everybody, gather around for a tale about Sudan. It seems that after decades...
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U.Va. Alum Skewers Diversity Programs, Wins Coveted Board Spot: Irony Much?

Let's talk about "nonscious affirmative action." Why? Because it's a fancy term that could...
Sport

Deion Sanders’ Frosty Fiasco: Laughs & Chills at Coach Prime’s Snowy, Sold-Out Colorado Kickoff

Football fever runs high as the team's apparel store is raided by fans trying...
Environment

Breaking News: Angry Birds Revenge – Bird Flu Wipes Out Feathered Friends Worldwide!

Birds mature pretty slowly, which explains why their populations take a bit longer to...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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