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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Breaking Mews: US & Global Cat-Embassies Make Fur-midable Escape from Sudan

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, at least you're not living in...
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Bankrupt Bed Bath & Beyond Bids Farewell To Bonanza – Sinks into Financial Quicksand

Welcome to the world of retail where companies are struggling to stay alive in...
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Opinion | Hilarious Progress: The Superpower of Fumbling in Style while Being Black & Proud

Okay folks, gather round and listen to my story. It’s the tragic tale of...
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GOP Fumbles on Abortion Issues, Tries to Keep Them Off Ballot Like an Awkward Secret

Guess what? The Ned legislature is thinking about pulling a fast one on voters!...
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Opinion | My Synagogue Was Attacked – But What Scares Me Most Will Leave You in Stitches

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down at our...
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Top Election Official in Myanmar ‘Votes’ for Afterlife: A Darkly Comedic Take on Political Chaos

Well, well, well, here we go again. Another day, another political assassination in Myanmar....
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Kansas City Tackles Race Relations With a Bang: Front Door Shooting Takes Center Stage

Well, well, well, Kansas City seemed to be on a roll! They were chosen...
Sport

NBA to Suspend Dillon Brooks for LeBron Punch? Brace for a Laughter Slam Dunk!

We all remember the infamous punch to LeBron James' groin by Draymond Green back...
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Opinion | Gun Worship Threatens to Shoot Holes in the Case for Firearms

Alright, folks, let me tell you a story. It's about me, my kid, and...
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Climate Change Grounds Leonardo’s Ferry, Bureaucracy Adds Anchor: A Comedy of Warming & Red Tape

Picture this. A town in Italy is offering a sweet deal to anyone who...
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Manchester United Yard Sale: Ten Hag’s Dilemmas and Hilarious Hiccups in Cashing Out

Ah, the football transfer market. The place where managers sharpen their negotiating skills and...
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Opinion | Peter Singer: The Unbelievably Easy Hack to Rescue the Planet (and It’s Not Clickbait!)

Are you tired of hearing about climate change and feeling like there's nothing you...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
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Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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