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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the constitutionality of the nation’s borrowing limit? Yeah, that one. According to him, he believes that he has the authority to do so. But wait, there's more! He also added that...
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Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end to their quarrelsome ways and agreed to a ceasefire starting on Monday! Can you believe it?? It's like when two toddlers who were just fighting over a toy suddenly become...
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Cheeky tot evades White House security, eyes political career

Are you ready for a laugh? Well hold onto your chairs, folks, because a...
Sport

Maryland Football Ditches Flashy Flag Uniforms, Opts for Vintage “Terps” Scribble Instead

Hold on to your hats, folks (or should we say helmets?), because the Terrapins...
Bussiness

20-year-old woman’s GPS leads to the Pearly Gates after wrong driveway fiasco, police report

Well, folks, buckle up for a story that will leave you scratching your head....
Environment

The Yanomami Struggle with Malaria and Malnutrition: Nature’s Toughest Weight Loss Plan?

Why So Serious? Yanomami People in the Amazon Suffering Crisis Listen, folks, we got a...
Sport

D.C.-area forecast: It’s breezy with a chance of kite-flying today; time to break out the shorts as we sizzle into the 80s later this...

Let's talk about the weather, shall we? This week's forecast packs more punches than...
Opinions

Opinion | Why Aunt Flo went off-script post-Covid jab and nobody seemed to care

Have you heard the one about the coronavirus vaccine and heavy bleeding? No? Well,...
Health

FDA endorses extra omicron sprinkles for those with risky appetites

Hey pals! With the pandemic supposedly tapering off, compromised individuals can now receive an...
World

Hilarious Global Tug of War Unfolds as Sudan Struggles with Violent Diaper Rash

Are you ready for some drama? Well, buckle up because things are heating up...
Politics

Teleporting into Federal Offices: Remote Work Gets a Disapproving Glare from Washington Post

Ah, the good ‘ole days of working in pajamas while binge-watching TV shows. It...
Entertainment

Readers Mourn the Great Literary Tragedy: Bookforum Closes, Washington Post Reports with a Sigh

As we navigate through the vast world of writing, one thing that most of...
Politics

A Nerd War Begins: Is the U.S. Playing “Proxy, Proxy, Who’s Got the Proxy?” with Russia?

Putin recently accused the West of using Ukraine as a “testing range” for their...
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Sudan cease-fire apparently misses memo as shots happily continue; U.S. convoy and aid workers become surprise targets.

Well, folks, it's been quite the wacky day in Sudan. Despite both sides yapping...
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Biden Claims He Can Tackle Debt Limit, But Time is Ticking Faster than a Teen’s Curfew!

Do you remember that one time when President Biden said he could challenge the...
Politics

Sudan’s Battle Royale Takes a 7-Day Timeout: Warring Clans Press Pause on Chaos

Guess what, folks?! Saudi Arabia and the United States have finally put an end...
Technology

Feeling Lost in Integer Land? This Hilarious Encyclopedia of Number Sequences Has Your Back!

Okay folks, hold onto your calculators, because we're about to dive into some serious...
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Stuck in a Pickle: Tim Scott’s 2024 Run Tickle-Fights for the Limelight Among Black Republicans

Is it just me or does the idea of Larry Elder running for president...

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